"But back to the 25-year old twins." Yes, please. #esc
May 12, 2011
They could have sent the New Kidz, right? #esc
In 10 years she'll have a double chin. #esc
Dear people here on twitter, please be as amusing as on tuesday or I'll go to bed early.
Looking through a list of people who died the day I was born to see who came back as me.
Maybe I should get that leather strap for my Contax? http://bit.ly/jCcihT The red might not work with the snake skin http://flic.kr/p/4G6rt6
You look cute in your polka dot bikini, girl. ♫ http://blip.fm/~14hocn
"your a mess. dont massage my shit again or you will be reported"
"PotwierdĹş adres email!" Also: no.
"Il tuo account Evernote è quasi pronto!" Eh, no.
"Frosting has nothing to do it as it's a nasty tradition, created and perpetuated by uncivilized savages" http://bit.ly/jZHCn5
DJ Laz, also known as “The Pimp with the Limp”… http://bit.ly/klYPz1
80s! http://pixi.li/h
Cameras http://instagr.am/p/EJtQv/
Taiwan’s “Face Down on the Streets Girls” http://bit.ly/jWfpyo
In Angry Birds Rio - do I get to throw birds at favelas to make place for Olympic venues? http://es.pn/j6drAM
Lunch would be perfection.
(So far, the list includes Hitler Riding a Dinosaur and Chuck Norris Kicking a Hedgehog.) http://bit.ly/m6KuNF
"After plying the seas of space for more than a billion miles…" http://www.boingboing.net/2011/05/11/nasas-dawn-spacecraf.html