Dominik Schwind

"Hast du dich auch schon mal gefragt, warum deine Freunde auf Facebook immer an irgendwelchen Orten einchecken?" Nein.

"Liking Is For Cowards. Go for What Hurts." http://nyti.ms/mjmkJy

Okay, internet. You made it again - I can't look at pictures of stylish interior design anymore without looking for sarcastic captions.

Which software does one use these days on a Mac for merging folders?

My Google Analytics alert "Suddenly! Traffic!" just got triggered. How did that happen?

I might need to get a hat and a guitar. http://bit.ly/kbCb6n

Someone is deep-frying fish somewhere. DIS-GUS-TING smell galore.

The bees! http://youtu.be/LG1d6rUcMKc

My sisters should start having babies. I want to be that geeky uncle that keeps teaching the children inappropriate jokes.

My uncle's fb statuses /comments are so weird. Hard to believe he was one of the top execs at one of the German car companies until recently

"Even from his earliest days, he was a hateful little fuck." If an article about you has this in it, you know you've done something right.

Why Polyamory is Wrong! http://bit.ly/lOosS6 #hihi

Hihihi. http://bit.ly/mNMFTz

I feel so dumb right now.

Oh wait, tomorrow is a public holiday? And that's why everybody took Friday off? I only realize now why everybody said "Have a nice weekend"

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Wondering if I should make a photo series "Men Crying Alone With Salad"

The whole Twitter photo thing is a bit weird on many levels.

Works for me. http://youtu.be/NhZxZ-Gauk4

Hawaiian boobies: http://hairinmy.soup.io/post/135367562/