Dominik Schwind

"You wouldn't download an armadillo…" Hell yeah, I would.

"And after two hours, there will be sex." Co-worker after learning how to group tabs in Firefox.

Hihi.

And awesome, the two extensions that I use are both not compatible with #ff5

Didn't I just install Firefox 4 the other day? #confusing

Always have your stuff when you need it with @Dropbox. 2GB account is free! db.tt/uvX7QWY #gnihihi #butseriously

This is all getting out of hand.

"The status of order #99207 is now: Shipped" I NEED TO STOP THAT! My co-workers are already commenting on my compulsive online shopping.

If my server logs are any indication, Swiss people are really obsessed with the question if Adriana Lima is Albanian or not.

Not too sure how correct that is: https://skitch.com/dominik/ff3yj/

#gnihihi http://bit.ly/kyqCP7

"You've got three new mansions." Yippie! Oh, wait… mentions, not mansions.

So… now, sleep it is. I hope.

I have a crazy lady in my timeline who is trying to milk her dog.

Every letter and my heart skips a beat. And then it's just some stupid advertisement.

wtf? http://worlddominationsummit.com/

That's not The Onion, right? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/internet/8585070/BeautifulPeople.com-suffers-ugly-invasion.html

I'm so tired. It's not even funny anymore.

YouTube's tactic to name the culprit for this situation is incredibly clever.

"… it may contain music for which GEMA has not granted the respective music rights."