Dominik Schwind

"However the thought of getting excited by conferences seems to me about the same as getting aroused by a bowl of oatmeal."

It has been too long since I've used a picture of myself on blingee.

"Mr. Pricklepants had no time for hipsters and their secret handshakes." animalsbeingdicks.com/post/999359550…

Nyan-ception. youtube.com/watch?v=4cSuws…

(lol)

Tour de Fail, pt 2

Tiny pizza is tiny. http://pixi.li/ac

Tour de Fail deluxe. Best Friday ever. 

So, someone took my dominik@gmail.com problem and turned it into security science: bit.ly/qHGC5r

"An app for the HP TouchPad would be nice. It's the second most popular tablet, after all." #hihi

I went to bed at a normal time, I had an okay-ish sleep… why am I so terribly sleepy right now?

I wonder if I should spoil the fun by posting what I could imagine is really the worst thing ever.

Over at Amen they look for the "worst thing ever" and there are cute answers like iPhone Autocorrect or IKEA and other white whine stuff.

(╯°□°）╯

Ugh.^2

Apparently we just had an earthquake. Didn't feel anything. (That's what she said.)

"Geeks are - unlike nerds - extroverted and therefore likable." Oh, fuck you.

"I'm the magic man. Santa Claus of the subconscious."

OH LOOK! The people at Nikon decided to be silly: bit.ly/npG0Sm

It's only a bit weird to post-process photos of your grandma in one window and talk bikini girls in another one.