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Dominik Schwind

November 17, 2011

"The myth that Marco Polo introduced pasta to Italy from China was invented in the 1920s in the Minnesota Macaroni Journal"

Turns out if I just forget everything I have ever learned and valued and embrace the complete idiocy of this software, I get results.

Is there a word for "fighting through jungle with a big knife? I'm tempting to use "to machete" but I know it's not a real word.

"out-of-this-world theme management to maximize your work-flow efficiency and take your creativity to the next level" OH FUCK YOU

Tinfoil hats! Tinfoil hats! Tinfoil hats! Tinfoil hats! Tinfoil hats! Tinfoil hats! Tinfoil hats! Tinfoil hats! Tinfoil hats!

November 16, 2011

Srsly. This computer stuff. I don't know why I do this. I'd rather build bridges. Ornamental ones, I wouldn't want anyone to walk on them.