Dominik Schwind

Woke up waaaaaay to early. Forgot what I dreamed but feeling really guilty. Wtf.

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I had those little Japanese buns with the vanilla creme inside. O. M. G. Delicious. Now a salad against the guilt.

"Isn't that conflict of interest?" - "Yeah, but these days we call it synergy."

How is it 2pm already?

Internet, you're failing me.

Quick, internet! I need dumb entertainment! (Not too dumb, though. You know. My kind of dumb.)

I'm so going. Who wants to be my date? solipsism.tumblr.com/post/149871198…

"Favorite books: Twilight series." Oh, honey…

So the question for today is: Ramen or Rösti?

Google Translate just fails most of the time.

The India special is pretty good. But oh my, does Richard Hammond look old.

People, stop tweeting about your food. I'm getting hungry.

My plan for the 31st: Go to bed early, be grumpy about all the noise outside.

Couch, Top Gear India Special, Twitter, Coffee. I don't need much more to be happy.

First world problem: I'm getting grumpy because I can't access the @DreamHost panel.

There is a 1kg-box of tiny delicious Swiss chocolate bars sitting just outside of my reach but still within my field of vision.

Today on the Autobahn I was one of the slowest people with my 160 km/h. Deutschland! Fick ja! (related: solipsism.tumblr.com/post/142646994… )

Listening to the latest Back to Work: 5by5.tv/b2w/47 So should everyone of you who wants to have New Year's resolutions.

"Crane and her beau were planning to construct a shrine for the sock" tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/149202346…