I have run out of soy sauce. Bummer.
February 05, 2012
Such a smart-ass artist.
WTF Amazon. Don't give me the option to put stuff on a wedding registry. Really. Stop it.
February 04, 2012
Aww, @TwistedGirlYYC deleted that tweet again. How sad.
So where are those fashion fetish glamour models who will follow me in real time?
February 03, 2012
Turns out, guitar-learning neighbor stops playing when I just belch loud enough. (I really am the foul bachelor frog.)
"Offense intended."
I have to take this. "Hello. Can I speak to pizza?"
Oh, North Korea… youtu.be/rBgMeunuviE
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All things considered, the F1 season 2012 might go down in history as the one with the ugliest cars.
February 02, 2012
Today I learned that candy cane fights are a common fetish. The more you know.
Hah. Two people post the same (high) bill online. One of them blurs out most of the stuff. I am easily amused.
Everybody makes that joke about bubble tea. To see it on an official poster advertising it? Hah. theawl.tumblr.com/post/169290940…
All my twitter clients can translate with a click of a button. They still fail miserably with Japanese and Chinese, though.
I bet it was a *lot* of fun to shoot this video: youtu.be/wsX6pUBS2Dg /via @europopped
"What is this, Miami Beach?"
It's cold. ????
February 01, 2012
No Shit, Sherlock. RT @Slate The research that says women are better at living alone than men: slate.me/xvnIjs
"There you go. You givin' a fuck when it ain't your time to give a fuck."