"I couldn't work in ad sales. We have far too many sponsors who make housework easier for women."
March 02, 2012
"Please, pretend you're a person."
"There was a time when we were smarter." "Yeah. Highschool."
March 01, 2012
"Never boast. Just let your importance be quietly obvious."
"Diana, 17, beschreibt sich als sehr ordentlich."
"Everybody tells me I am sexy." You and me, sister. You and me.
I just found the chatlogs from my Eliza-ICQ-Bot from 2004. Ha!
I'm pretty sure I can survive without that Windows 98-CD.
"If a girl is 16 years old and seems like a 16-year old, then there is something wrong with her." WAIT WHAT
16!!! When I was 16 I was still playing with LEGO! To be fair, I am now 31 and am still playing with Lego.
Old man Dominik says: These girls are too young to run around in a bikini for the camera. Go back to school, learn something, stupid child.
What I wanted to do: throw stuff away. What I am actually doing: watch Germany's next topmodel.
So tempting @ Bauhaus instagr.am/p/Ho8btFo5pJ/
Chinese people whose only tweet is: "This is such a copy of Weibo."
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In the middle of nowhere.
February 29, 2012
"Can we occupy that?"
Yesterday's Back to Work. OMG. 5by5.tv/b2w/56 So good. Thanks @hotdogsladies and @danbenjamin - thanks a lot.
"played sometimes by Chow Yun-fat and sometimes by Wen Xiang, a Chow Yun-fat look-a-like"
Speechless.