"The last time I tried to put myself out there, the girl turned out to be a cop!"
April 06, 2012
April 05, 2012
What a charming evening. Also, I smell like food.
Divers @ Cafe Relax instagr.am/p/JDevCGo5pu/
Hipster photographer @klicktrend @ Cafe Relax instagr.am/p/JDPpokI5jt/
Asahi pixi.li/e3
This is too funny. #schnitzelbrötchen
Bone Pugz vimeo.com/39808960 You are welcome. So gangster. ᔥ @mariskreizman
Truly fortunate @ ES Enterprise Solutions instagr.am/p/JCXr88I5hF/
"Attention!!!"
"NASA then monitors […] whether they can get past the very obvious awkwardness of seeing or hearing things that aren't actually there."
But you can't be any geek off the street, Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep.
April 04, 2012
This is all not very good for my sleep.
Everybody is naked under their clothes. EWW.
Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have. Ｗａｓｐ Ｅｇｇｓ
People who put "Loves Social Media" in their Twitter Bio are most likely annoying douchebags. (Sorry.)
This woman has the best job in the world: vimeo.com/4617502
"No armed medical extraction team will actually arrive at your home."
Keine Schnittchen, kein Schnitzelbrötchen - eine einzige Enttäuschung, dieser Abend.
I just made something work that was bugging me for a good two weeks now. Because I stopped trying to be clever. That never works, anyway.