Just got a DM: "die" But… but… :-S
April 19, 2012
Filter rule created. i.imgur.com/wulai.png
"She should not be confused with the similarly named Japanese adult video actress." Or the other way around.
Cookie. pixi.li/ek
People who should not be allowed on the internet: @schneyra and me. i.imgur.com/j6BPd.png
Dear people, this is the state of German hip-hop: youtube.com/watch?v=4xfn5q… ᔥ @schneyra
Fun fact: Every time I don't have the balls for a specific tweet I send it to @poolie on GTalk instead.
Two souls, alas! are lodg'd within my breast.
"Hierarchies of Snobbery and Contempt by Chinese Netizens" chinasmack.com/2012/stories/h… ↬ @waxpancake
"They usually write and perform songs about dancing, sex, and fried chicken." open.spotify.com/album/5txwUq0q…
"Two large ships sink every week on average" news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/3917539.s… o_O
neon? hire? nein. hier.
I had this terrible nightmare about an Internet without silly pictures. So glad I woke up to reality.
April 18, 2012
I should not laugh at this so much. 28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2owzxM… Time to sleep, I think.
It has been a while since I brought donuts to work. kungfugrippe.com/post/213355892…
Wikipedia is so morbid. The category "Death by defenestration" is filed under "Underpopulated biography categories."
There is a surprisingly high number of baby tossing videos on the internet.
This is so going to be used for sweet talk in the future: "I genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch." ↬ @najmetender
My stomach has been aching all morning. So I guess pouring hot coffee into it is a clever idea, right?