Book, beer, balcony. Bliss.
April 30, 2012
Is that a euphemism?
April 29, 2012
Does this look like an uplifting movie? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Melt_wi…
"Some parents were upset that a former pornographic actress would read to their children." But why?
"Be the first guy to chat with new girls in Düsseldorf." Thanks for weirdly geotargeted creepy spam mail.
Phew.
♫ soundtracking "Saturday Night" by Whigfield sdtk.fm/IeaEaW
April 28, 2012
Khanh's Lilly pixi.li/eq
Khanh's Lilly pixi.li/ep
Dinner outside @ Khanh's Lilly instagr.am/p/J-ReX8o5gl/
I have been told that the handjob reference should be "happy ending" and not "happy end" - I apologize.
I bought ice cream. It says "ice cream with a happy end" on it - now I wonder if someone will come here to give me a handjob if I eat that.
blink
My beer bottle says: No fat chicks. @ Dominik's Hammock instagr.am/p/J96lI1o5kJ/
"And good hips, which might be more important."
I just realized that most of the stuff I planned for today can even better be done on Monday. #yay #brückentag
Fun fact: half an hour Skype drains 90% of a MacBook Pro battery.
Yo, Malaysians in my timeline, be safe.
April 27, 2012
"How could I have been so blind?" "Because you're a horrible person."
"Important me-announcement!"