Free snorkel with each visit!
June 05, 2012
Having a coffee. It will not make me any more awake now but I *know* I will have a hard time falling asleep tonight. *That*s how smart I am.
I just saw the word "baconfetti" and I know my mind will need at least 24 hours to process it.
I just love Markov-generated humor. quora.com/David-Cole/Quo…
"Bricka Bricka" break.com/index/bricka-b… /cc @knoedeldealer @fab1An @Dreamseer
Who can I sue when I get sick from this petroleum stench?
June 04, 2012
OMG! ???? boingboing.net/2012/06/04/the…
"Hit the record button. Do your best 10 second impression of a modem." bleeoo.com
I'll just say it straight away: I'd much rather be sleeping right now.
Ugh. ????
June 03, 2012
What I wanted to say before Dacia made me laugh: I just woke up after maybe an hour of sleep and feel really awake now.
dafuq pixi.li/ez
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT!
There is a "XXX parody" of Anchorman. i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/…
So many people tweet work/office stuff today I was worried I slept through the whole Sunday for a short while.
Hm.
June 02, 2012
2.39€ later I have it on my phone. The future!
“Turns out…”
What I am learning: don’t have a Monkey Island reference in your OkCupid profile if you didn’t really play the game. /cc @jmtosses
Guess in front of whose bedroom window they are opening the street with jackhammers?