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Dominik Schwind

July 16, 2012

Something tells me I should not have started doing that at 11:30pm after drinking vodka. That something is a blood stain on my shirt.

Trying to sew on a button. I already fail at “getting a needle out of the box.” This is going to be fun.

I just got an OKCupid “Quiver” mail. Three lovely young ladies who look like they’ve been doing coke for a while.

Fun fact: if you mix some vodka into your vodka because you don’t feel so good, the world turns a bit faster and you feel a tiny bit worse.

Every time I hear “Miserlou” I accidentally shoot Marvin in the face. You probably went over a bump or something.

July 15, 2012