If you stare in the mirror long enough, you'll see a monkey. ????
August 05, 2012
August 04, 2012
My day so far: sleep, wake up, retweet something, sleep, wake up, reblog something, sleep, wake up, omg it's noon already.
August 03, 2012
"Why don't you go commit some gits!" Thanks, @hotdogsladies - I will so use that in the future.
One of my goal is to be the guy with the weirdest submissions to meandyou.ws
Eskalation! amazon.de/gp/product/B00…
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS! boston.com/bigpicture/201…
I have a few followers from Singapore… can any of you confirm the news that your govt is asking you to make babies on the next national day?
And this is how @fab1An commented on our lunch discussion.
Getting banned from our internal discussion tool in 3… 2… 1… Perle?
I like it when lyrics don’t make me think too much.
“Celebrity Testimonials” tenga-global.com/voice/index.php
“The next step in the future of masturbation!” youtu.be/7vo7tBpT7T0 Kickstarter, right?
“What people don't appreciate, […] is how hard it is to keep your footing on [… ] a mountain of human skulls.” what-if.xkcd.com/5/
I have to admit I was not able to correctly answer all questions: shortlist.com/quizzes/the-bi…
“You can’t disappoint a picture!”
omg, @icedsoul will be so happy about the latest @tweetbot update. #multicolumns
“Oh man… you kissed a girl!” “That is so gay!” imdb.com/title/tt077966…
August 02, 2012
“Ann Romney's horse fails to win dressage but avoids offending British” guardian.co.uk/sport/2012/aug…
“A school in New Zealand is on the defensive this week after it hosted a best-dressed dead opossum competition.” tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/285573184…
OMG baby hedgehog! youtu.be/IC3yCbUV19s