Dominik Schwind

I'd love to be at @xoxo - except for the fact that I'd stand star-struck in the corner and try to be invisible: xoxofest.com/attendees/

The members of my international advisory team are increasingly offline. This is very inconvenient.

Hmm. solipsism.eu/post/315756975…

"Computerized Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CCBT) has been described by NICE …" Of course I heard that "NICE" in @hotdogsladies 's voice.

I only slept through 7 pages of tumblr dashboard. The way we measure time these days.

My friday night? Watched a puppet show where everybody died in the end and discussed alcohol on twitter. I don't know.

The friend stalking thing on the iPhone is not necessarily the friend of @jmtosses tonight. He’s driving around like a headless chicken.

"Untitled Web Series About A Space Traveler Who Can Also Travel Through Time" youtu.be/B0-YTpAMmew

Why did I not see this before? youtu.be/wyDEbUuhzTE "Nick Offerman Reads Tweets From Young Female Celebrities"

"An intellectual pestilence is upon us." newstatesman.com/culture/books/…

ocdkcupid dot com youtu.be/XVWot0Mu2TA

@azaliasuhaimi :D

@azaliasuhaimi @idaharyani85 @RirinAmir helllllllo ladies.

"Legend has it that no less than 700 asses were needed to provide the quantity of milk necessary for her daily bath." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asses'_mi…

"And that's what we call a fail-fail-situation."

I’ll never understand why otherwise intelligent people like Drupal.

"Use of this form is discouraged."

Pixum, Pixum… irgendwer, den ich kenne, arbeitet doch dort. Jemand von Euch?

Good job with that data model, Drupal. Good job. i.imgur.com/T5h1V.png

Oh, and he did it to @laurakalbag too: twitter.com/laurakalbag/st…