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September 25, 2012
The kinds of things I give to my coworkers.  instagr.am/p/QAQPXPI5kP/
It's really dangerous that "v" and "c" are so close together on the keyboard if you want to type the word "invest"
September 24, 2012
I think if I play the Immigrant Song one more time on full volume, one of my neighbors *will* come and punch me in the nose.
No, I'm not going through 40+ Feedburner feeds to see if I still need them and how to move them away.
Day: made.
The stupid organic couscous salad I bought is too salty.
I call them "Darth Vader" and "Penis" #nerf instagr.am/p/P9tfU4o5mM/
I need to pee.
„Gibt es überhaupt ein gesundes Genie?“
Maybe he won’t notice. mrlovenstein.com/comic/281
Autumn decoration instagr.am/p/P9NLa8o5ls/
„Ich hab noch nie so bereut, einen Penis gemalt zu haben.“
Meeting instagr.am/p/P83lBzo5um/
September 23, 2012
The sentences continues with: "…and never got an erection from it one time." Oh, internet.
"I know several people who have done a ton of recreational spying…" WHAT?
Watching the pre-reports of the Singapore F1 race and getting all nervous. Damn it.
September 22, 2012
Listening to an airline pilot’s stories. I WILL NEVER FLY AGAIN!
Konservative Jägerhipster. Was es nicht alles gibt.
Gngngngn.
