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Dominik Schwind

May 16, 2013

I actually have a silent keyboard for typing during phone conferences. Once that’s over, I switch back to my cherry typewriter.

“Google had to make the difficult decision to drop the very "open" XMPP standard.” Oh, just go fuck yourself, Google.

May 15, 2013

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likely to explode under high heat if not cooked carefully; modern sausages do not have this attribute.”

Calling this company “Enterprise Solutions” was a long con. And suddenly I find myself writing code in Java.

“Allerdings ist der ihm nachgesagte Satz „Nu da machd doch oiern DrĂ€gg alleene.“ bei der Abdankung 1918 historisch nicht belegt.”