Dominik Schwind

“I saw the documentation, does anyone have real life examples?” “There are examples in the documentation, n00b.” I hate the internet.

(Nobody ever says: “Thank god, it’s Dominik”)

This is the first review that makes me want to watch Pacific Rim: lfurls.com/10QuzcG

Maybe I should change my name to “Friday” - everybody seems to like “Friday”

“The variable can only be null at this location.” Well, that’s a bummer.

I wonder if I should also write a blog post “These are the tools I work with” and just post pictures of my coworkers.

And this one. lfurls.com/1dpFD3b

I have a tag “cute” in my feed reader and this morning I got this picture in it: lfurls.com/12raqLC

re: Protestwahl lfurls.com/137j4KC

There’s an angry looking Belgian man in a suit outside my window.

“Die Römer hatten keine Worttrenner, also reißen Sie sich zusammen, Sie Memme.” lfurls.com/12r8Yst

I just filled my development VM with the error log.

I really need one of those self-driving cars. I can’t deal with all of this traffic stuff when I’m having coffee and checking Twitter.

Ugh.

If I weren’t so lazy, I’d write a blogpost about all the things I’d do if I weren’t so lazy.

‘Kitten kitten kitten kittens’, Medium & TED(x) and RSSing since 2003. lfurls.com/12kjIFx

“Then there are those viewers who are dumb enough to watch the movie, but smart enough to be offended.” lfurls.com/13ReCpD

“Trivia: Thunder is his real name.”

“As anyone would expect, the tornadoes suck up thousands of sharks. This all just seems like common sense to me…” lfurls.com/14LNfLx

My brain: Ah, weekend! Reality: it’s Thursday.