“You run into an asshole in the morning - you run into an asshole. You run into assholes all day - you might be the asshole.”
September 16, 2013
This is completely baffling to me. aem1k.com/world/ (View source!)
So Cecily Strong is going to be on Weekend Update and there are six new SNL members this fall. lfurls.com/180oPQN
“I want this bling on my blog”
Important business.
Ugh. ????
September 15, 2013
•Buffer overflows lol. (C) •lol, I dunno what I'm doing (JavaScript)
Example Messages •rotfl :D (PHP)
When I want to feel particularly German, I go eat a bratwurst.
Well, well.
"Nowadays we know that turning water into wine is possible, if you're a grape."
September 14, 2013
Vierter Gang. (Uff.) @ Pizzeria Salzert instagram.com/p/eQMRhbI5sS/
(Uff.)
You guys are seriously endangering my gangsta hip hop career. I need a pair of pants that matches the gold iPhone!
Internet - pink camouflage-print jeans yes/no?
Hm, @foursquare thinks I'm in Switzerland and only shows me Swiss results for searches and in explore.
TIL there is a town called “Batman” in Turkey. Also, “Batman in Turkey” sounds like something Frank’n’Furter would serve at Thanksgiving.
WHAT @letterpressapp
"People tend to think they are more attractive while they're drunk."
September 13, 2013
“Holmes is the Hobbit from the English Office.”