Tried to take a bathroom selfie, realized the mirror is missing. What a waste of a perfectly fine duck… instagram.com/p/fNicRNo5p6/
October 08, 2013
"By 1795 the Royal Navy daily grog ration contained rum, water, ¾ ounce of lemon or lime juice, and 2 ounces of sugar." Sign me up!
“RT if this made you laugh.” No, it made me cry that some people think that this is humour.
First impression: the kindle paperwhite is heavy and the box is stupid.
I just saw this picture and I want to share it with you. 25.media.tumblr.com/d3900f59e1687f…
“We attempted to deliver your item in GERMANY at 6:31 pm on October 4, 2013.” Hmpf.
“Just think, one of those pallets has boxes and boxes of butt plugs on it.” imgur.com/gallery/uHZbW
“…not unlike polka, hardstyle is not for the weak-nerved.” thump.vice.com/words/hardstyl… BAM OIDA
Maybe I should have renewed that domain.
Ugh. ????
October 07, 2013
Lieber #hashtag als Montag. #socialmediaexperte
October 06, 2013
He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy!
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You guys - is @reederapp 2 worth it? v1 works find for me…
I don't know why I had Heineken, but I think I did have one too much.
God, I hate the Dyson Airblade.
This doesn't look all that extreme to me, actually.
Extreme Sailing Series (I don't understand what they do, actually.) @ Ruhl Plage instagram.com/p/fICFLio5sd/
Ницца @ Cathédrale Saint-Nicolas instagram.com/p/fHpjsso5il/
I can't watch the F1 right now - anything exciting happening?