It's pretty funny that the loudest computer I've owned in a long while says "be quiet!" in the front.
September 25, 2020
:( twitter.com/livstadler/staā¦
Imagine being a bald man in a hair-loss pill commercial and having to wear a wig in the after shot pretending like everything is ok
September 24, 2020
I admire the balls of @ifttt to ask for credit card details within their app when updating to pro. Isn't that exactly the kind of thing that got other apps kicked out of the iOS app store?
September 23, 2020
I don't mind it. twitter.com/melchoyce/statā¦
Yoooooooo make.wordpress.org/core/2020/09/2ā¦
September 22, 2020
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I think what will finally break me is the way how Slack tries to guess what I want when copy/pasting.
September 21, 2020
That feeling of freedom when you wash your hands for 18 seconds while that bloody watch is on a charger.
September 20, 2020
Warmed Bread, Whipped Butt twitter.com/richardquest/sā¦
āSoup of the Momentā. Got to admire this restaurants ingenious rebranding of soup du jour! https://t.co/YWI1bULJic
remember quibi?
September 19, 2020
IT IS BACK twitter.com/dominik/statusā¦
For a few days this 2 has been there and it is driving me crazy. There are no new messages, no new comments. Just this badge, staring at me. https://t.co/eM1qrCbCrx
September 17, 2020
Several people are typing.
September 15, 2020
āiPad can do whatever you need it to doā can⦠can⦠can it hug me? š„ŗ #AppleEvent
This music is too stressful. #AppleEvent
September 11, 2020
I've seen a lot of HTTP clients written in PHP. The Symfony one is easily the weirdest so far.
Maybe today instead of working I'll figure out what Spaceship is and why everybody suddenly talks about it.
September 08, 2020
Whenever I want to know how my macbook fans sound I can just run webpack. How convenient.
The new Xbox S reminded me of the Buddha Machine. So I went into my archive and turns out: my old first generation Buddha Machine still works just fine.

September 04, 2020
People don't really talk about how great TextMate is anymore. It still is.
No.

Imagine being serious in your Twitter bio.