“He had a moment of weakness - I believe he called it sympathy.”
November 15, 2013
“Der richtig gute Tweet ist einer, in dem man das, was man zu sagen hat, nicht sagt.”
I wonder which kind of store sells little beard brushes.
Tempting. selfedge.com/shop/index.php…
Erp.
“Wir haben noch Schnaps!”
“We need the bass drum - come on!”
Smiling politely.
November 14, 2013
“I know a lot of creepy Europeans. You should come to my squash club.”
SO tempted. teepublic.com/show/7562-the-…
You might think it’s not possible to hurt yourself while folding socks. You’d be surprised at what I can do.
And it helps her on her way / Gets her through her busy day.
All those air guitar solos aren’t really helping with my productivity.
I hear the train a comin' / It's rollin' 'round the bend
Some people put their family name first in their email name. (“Smith Paul”) I will always reply to “Dear Mr Paul”
Es ist doch mühsam, daß UTF-8 nicht überall benutzt wird.
“Der Ausdruck „GB“ bedeutet Gigabyte. Mit mehr Gigabytes kannst du mehr Inhalte speichern.” Danke.
November 13, 2013
“Anything excited happened?” “I shot a superior officer in the chest.”
Some of the reactions to my new happy-about-gingerbread icon have been rather disturbing.