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Dominik Schwind

December 10, 2013

“It’s been a big year for animal memes, full of distracting doges and shrill foxes, enduring Grumpy Cats and empire-building Lil Bubs.”

December 09, 2013

“I’m calling to ask if you got the text message asking about the email where I inquired if you got my letter.”

“Your service will be discontinued if you don't act.” Okay, let me get my paper mache skull. “To be or not to be!”

I just decided that everybody is going to get socks from me for christmas. Screw this. Plus: everybody can use socks.

December 08, 2013

“You’re not supposed to fill the tumbler to the top, you know?” “Oh? … Cheers!”

December 07, 2013

December 06, 2013

Surfing gift guides - seeing a lot of stuff I think is cool, nothing for the people I want to give Christmas gifts, though.