“He turned a puppy into a dog, just by keeping him around a few months. A wizard!”
January 25, 2014
January 24, 2014
Ahahaha. Haha. Hah.
This is an excellent rectangle!
I have a lot of nice short-sleeved shirts that I probably never wear because I’m not a postal worker.
Well #lampstagram is dead for me. Thanks @poolie and @RockYour
“Wow, I have more socks than feet.” I might not be the brightest knife in the drawer.
I’ll call my pile of sports clothes the “hahaha, yeah, right”-pile.
Maybe I can put “The Internet” as my religion when changing my ID card?
Sushi-Theke im Supermarkt, Bitches. #RhodenkirchenDesSĂĽdens
Bloody hell, it’s cold.
January 23, 2014
Hm, login bei @inwx kaputt?
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January 22, 2014
The difference between dogs and cats. youtube.com/watch?v=zYMs_1…
“Dear subscriber, you are registered as a participant in a mass disturbance.”
Enough procrastination, back to the cleaning.
I’m pretty sure I’ll get to my emails soon.
Is it me or does @tweetbot doesn’t push notifications anymore?
January 21, 2014
cows & cows & cows youtu.be/FavUpD_IjVY
January 20, 2014
“I want people to bring their truth!” “I’m not sure everyone has truth…” “Then they can bring bagels!”
Healthy break food with @Teymur - instagram.com/p/jY-JDQHDoQ/