Hey, it’s bonfire night and I am at home.
March 09, 2014
Too bad that Twitter faves don’t work like MeowMeow Beenz because I am pretty sure a 5 just gave me a fave.
If I keep posting 90s German novelty song videos to Tumblr I will soon lose all my friends there.
That AOL dude on the Mashable ball is so much creepier than the Turkish human/animal sculpture.
It is .edu so it has to be science. gifgif.media.mit.edu
(????)
Ach ja.
35 minutes of Ron Swanson youtu.be/LyPw80a7BRI
I need stronger coffee.
March 08, 2014
“As long as you’re happy, I’m unsettled.”
It would be nice of Elementary if they stopped with the whole Sherlock cock thing and bring back Clyde.
“What would you say if I bring some wine to share?” “Why share? Bring two bottles!”
“This is like listening to a TED talk by the color beige.”
Dear press, we don’t need slideshows of crying people. Just show the archive picture of a plane and maybe the flightradar screenshot.
“HOPPLA! ES IST EIN FEHLER PASSIERT.” No shit.
This is some solid maths, dear random webshop.
“Wenn ich meine Schuhe zurückgebe, nimmt TOMS® dann auch einem Kind ein Paar Schuhe weg?”
What the fuck are vegan shoes. Seriously.