“Dieses Kit ist für ernsthafte Ramune Liebhaber, für Menschen, die leidenschaftlich über Pop sind!”
March 23, 2014
“You should make your own version of the Lonely Planet travel guides and call it the Really Lonely Planet.”
March 22, 2014
I’m probably the only person in the world who notices that last.fm is down.
Ambify + f(x) - I am sure I’ll have a seizure any moment now.
“But first, let me take a selfie” youtu.be/kdemFfbS5H0
What’s next? Someone expecting to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart throws a sword at them?
I am sure his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.
Someone rang my doorbell unannounced! He can consider himself lucky I didn’t throw rocks at him. The nerve!
I should have written “I’m a velociraptor!” and it would have been funnier.
Look at me! I’m a kangaroo! 31.media.tumblr.com/7e5361a84c3414…
March 21, 2014
It’s 8:44pm on a Friday night and I am pretty sleepy. Go to bed yes/no?
March 20, 2014
You will never be an astronaut!
I wonder how to find my first tweet. It must be impossible.
hi
Ich fĂĽhle mich vom @neomagazin sehr verstanden. #90er #grimmkrise
(You’ve heard it here first.)
That might be a problem.
Holy crap, it was less noisy when I was living in a proper city. How am I supposed to nap?