Notes / Twitter Archive • Dominik Schwind

“Your offboarding process should not be ‘Fine, leave, you idiot!’”

So, I can only use Word on the ipad with a subscription? Guess which icon is wiggling before I press the delete button!

Ugh. ????

I don’t trust the noises but everything seems to be dry.

“Nur weil das mit dem Krieg daneben ging, bedeutet das ja nicht, daß alles falsch war.” Konversation beendet.

Still alive. I don’t dare to press any button.

What my uncle is doing while I am head-first in a washing machine: scontent-a-cdg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t… Hrmpf.

It’s okay, I took a double shot of vodka to calm my nerves.

If you don’t hear from me again, assume I electrocuted myself while trying to fix my washing machine.

Ugh. ????

So, uhm, is anyone using wordpress and instagram and wants to alpha-test a little plugin I’m working on?

I stared at the paper walls for weeks!

I think I’d like it if 2012 VP113 got to keep the name “Biden.”

If you need a gif of a penguin farting so bad that its friend doesn’t want to play anymore: 24.media.tumblr.com/bc95710bd9051b…

So, I guess I could say @FieldNotesBrand gave me wood?

i just disabled autocorrect. woah.

Dominik Schwind