“The avant-garde nature of the music and choreography caused a sensation and a near-riot in the audience.”
April 13, 2014
“Now we just need a hashtag,” Ms. Hanley Mellon said.
“Force Hanley Mellon, 3, and Olympia Drexel Mellon, 1, were not in the room during the interview.”
Google Now might be stupid, but my iPhone really confuses me. Why would it think I want to go there?
???? Ich will Dich auf ein Eis einladen ???? ???? Komm’ mit mir in den Eisladen. ????
I just used the term “bro-liday” and now I am ashamed.
I will never be able to listen to “Sail” anymore without giggling. youtu.be/Awf45u6zrP0
April 12, 2014
“Nice sweatpants, how much are they?” acrnm.com/collections/_n…
I need a rotimatic! youtu.be/EsfccHgWDb0
What do you mean “No Internet Friends”?! soundcloud.com/knifepartyinc/…
???????????? LET’S GET SOCIAL… ????????????
:’( youtu.be/tXynxODC4eY
He turned to me as if to say: “Hurry boy, it’s waiting there for you”
April 11, 2014
Bzz Bzzzzz Bzzzz youtu.be/EHlneToCtBQ
“Put some alcohol in your mouth to block the words from coming out.”
(Immerhin ist es in Berlin genauso schlimm: twitter.com/zeigor/status/…)
I just put on my running shoes and worked up a good sweat.* #blessed * moved from the living room table to the couch
\o/ (actually not that soon, but soon enough.)
What did I miss?
How the heartbleed bug works: xkcd.com/1354/