There goes my Kickstarter.
May 14, 2014
“Project creation is currently open to creators in the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and Netherlands”
“I can take a bunch of acid and watch girls make out with corn all day long with the best of them.”
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Did I mention that the Fargo series is really, really good?
“Nobody step on the chicken! It’s dinner tomorrow night!”
“We should get her something she likes… what does she like?” “Yelling at waiters!” “And that helps them to get better at their jobs!”
Hahahaha. Hahaha. Hahahahahahaha. deepseafauna.tumblr.com Hahahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Hahaha. Hahahahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Twitter just sent me an email telling me they won’t send me so many emails anymore.
Ugh. ????
May 13, 2014
“Wir müssen uns ja nicht von den Amerikanern vorschreiben lassen, wie wir das Internet zu benutzen haben. Das ist schon richtig so!” oO
Tinder fun fact: people around 30 are much better at the myspace angle than younger people. Learned is learned.
I never learned French, but I know it well enough to know that Google Translate is not kind to the language.
*open tumblr* [Porn] [Porn] [Porn] [Gif of cute animals] [Porn] [Text post mimimi] [Gif of cute animals] [Porn] *close tumblr*
“Dem Minister sein Handy klingelt,…” Fuck yeah, Qualitätsjournalismus.
May 12, 2014
"I'm intrinsically suspicious of happy."
Every episode of @RoderickOn looks like this in my podcast player. And every time I think: “Can I still be Garth?”
“You can’t just take a hawk and shave its head. She knows the difference.”
“A motivational speaker who appeared on more than one podcast!”
“I should not have eaten that satanist chicken.”