“Billions of notifications! And they are now available on your wrists!” Maybe they did not sell that well.
June 25, 2014
“We want to understand when you are home…” Not helping, Google. Not helping.
Why am I watching this?
What kind of candy is “L”?
If god were real, he’d smite all Glassholes right now. That would make that stream a lot more interesting.
Well, unlike Apple, they have a woman on stage. And her 2010-style hipster sidekick.
So all of these new things will be available on my Android phone when exactly…?
I don’t want a guy with these sideburns tell me about delightful touches and moves.
Not as creepy as that dude’s “beard” but still. Creepy.
Nice shirt. Google is still creepy.
I can’t masturbate to this. #IO
They can also tell if someone has bi-polar disorder. Google is creepy.
HOW DO THEY KNOW HOW MANY SELFIES DO THEY SECRETLY LOOK AT ALL PHOTOS WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
I just told @schneyra one of my darkest secrets in my past. I trust him not to use that for blackmail.
Just as I was about to comment on the missing sound on the Google stream, it started and I wish it didn’t.
“I call him Larry the domain guy, because his name is Larry.”
“[He] did not distinguish himself in high school, which ended before he realized it would.” A great sentence. I want it in my obituary.
#Hashtag #hashtag #hashtag in #hashtag! #Hashtag, aber auch #Hashtag. Bitly-Link.
I posted a link to a Clickhole “Quiz” to Facebook and a whole bunch of people did not get that it is satire. Win?
“Forschungsgeschichtlich ging der Invasionsbiologie die Adventivfloristik voraus.”