Apparently the new hip thing to do is “tiny houses” - how’s that not just a camping trailer, though?
June 29, 2014
Hehehehe. 38.media.tumblr.com/a1edf0ab729fb8…
A job well done. 38.media.tumblr.com/d2d8c95fbaac9b…
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June 28, 2014
“Klaus is a moron who knows only what he reads in the New York Post.”
“I know a little German… he is sitting over there.”
“I want a Schnauzer with my Wienerschnitzel.”
“There is Sauerkraut in my Lederhosen.”
“During quiet moments, if you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of Android fragmenting.”
“63% of all movie screens in China are showing Transformers 4 this weekend.” ◔̯◔
“Waffles and pussy - what else is there?”
“I see your room is being paid for by Uncle Marty’s Ha Ha Room. Congrats to that.”
I don't understand this Line Selfie app.
Duh.
"Only people without any sense of decency have their breakfast at 2pm." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I went cycling early in the morning. Some hours later, three members of my family have an opinion about it. I need to move away again.
Stick a banana in your ear… thedodo.com/for-the-first-…
Midnight - Hunter ready to write.
“Egg shells are porous and can absorb odours from other foods.” Or: why my eggs taste like coffee. Don’t put a cold brew mug next to eggs.