Grinding beans. (Not a euphemism.)
August 23, 2014
August 22, 2014
Hehehe. Hehe. Hehehe.
“There is a butt wipe warmer now.” I learn so much on @macpowerusers
When I saw “video of a surfing pig” I thought someone spied on me while I was using the internet. Instead: youtu.be/HgQPyU3J0P0
I know our secret dudebro-chatroom is a safe supporting space with no judgement etc… but @schneyra is pushing it today.
'Certainly you can't drink the blood. Although obviously we haven't tried that experiment.'
It is a bit disturbing that I get compliments for a picture on which I tried to look dumb on purpose.
Butterbretzel for breakfast ✔ (If you don’t know what a Butterbretzel is, you might want to google it.)
Ugh.
August 21, 2014
#Tweet me your favourite #hashtag to #win a #chance that I make #fun of you. #contest
Extra fĂĽr @poolie - ein Steinklotz. instagram.com/p/r91Swfo5hs/
“I don’t trust anything I can’t staple.”
“Seit dem elektronischen Datenverkehr läuft vieles falsch in Deutschland.”
Good morning. Have some wisdom from Nick Offerman: youtu.be/OK34L4-qaDQ
August 20, 2014
“i have this song on casette!!! hahaahah, great classic!!!! <3”
“I never can find a nut valet. Nobody is stepping up.”
Look at my nuts! instagram.com/p/r7os_eI5kI/
I quite like the @DB_Info app.
I'm just slightly annoyed when friends use the comment area under my photos to talk to their boy-toys.