Two fat naked dudes in a Fiat Barchetta just passed me. I was not prepared for this.
September 01, 2014
(Meine Güte, allein diese Fragen schon!)
(The fact that people need to be reminded is pretty disturbing.)
A podcast that only exists on Soundcloud is not a podcast, it’s a bunch of spoken word files hidden away in a pretty player.
The barrage of emails you get once you delete the Facebook app from all devices and log out/delete all cookies in your browser. Wow.
Woke up at 4:45am because my stomach made loid noises. Can’t get back to sleep. This is not helping.
August 31, 2014
There was something called the “Beer Marathon” this weekend and nobody told me about it.
I just watched a raven take a big dump on my neighbour.
August 30, 2014
My sister who is nine years younger than me told me that most of her primary school class mates are married. I feel old.
August 29, 2014
Apparently I am not allowed to comment on @schneyra ’s wood.
I installed Emojili. My name is 🙊🎤😳 😝
I don't want to brag but I do have a lot of dates. instagram.com/p/sSbxR4o5lC/
Very clever idea to go get groceries when everybody is on their commute.
(Yes, please!)
What’s normal anyway?
“Sprachlich nicht Assimilierte sowie Deutsche und Franzosen kommen dazu.”
Good morning! 33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m507dgf…
August 28, 2014
“Hi Smart Marketer!” UGH.
Ugh, young people.