Grumpier than usual. At least there’s a new @whocharted to amuse me. \o/
October 17, 2014
I could fly to Cupertino in the time it takes to download Yosemite. Biggest telecommunications provider in the largest economy in Europe.
Top-Leistung, @Telekom_hilft
October 16, 2014
The good, nay GREAT thing about Apple in 2014: Every piece of hardware I have is still the best possible option for me in its category.
Now: beer.
I paid less for my car. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(I don’t want my internet provider to be funny. I want fast internet.)
“It’s just really fast.” Nobody at Apple is a @telekom_hilft customer in a rural area, uh?
I am pretty sure the Spotify playlist “Trendy Music” is a honeypot for old people. After all, who uses the word “trendy” anymore?
Bloody hell, Twitter.
“Geh’ mal da auf Internet. Ne, ne, den normalen Explorer!”
ugh
October 15, 2014
I read Playboy for the clickbait. playboy.com/articles/shoul…
GIFs should not have a play button, damnit.
I always liked Scully. 33.media.tumblr.com/c89ddea29b1413…
Current status. instagram.com/p/uLwddTI5i4/
So his name was Johnson, uh? wfla.com/story/26786806…
“Humanise your brand on social!”
Ugh, how is it not 2080, yet?