“Artisanal ice cubes in craft cocktails.” Please.
October 30, 2014
Okay, people. The joke that Samsung will announce they’re gay, too, was a tiny little bit funny the first… maybe ten times. It’s enough now.
Just looked at my list of Twitter followers. (Because reasons.) I think you’re like 20 really great people and a whole bunch of bots.
It’s been one week since I first heard of “health goth” and it’s already annoying. Get off my lawn.
A Softer World: 1167 asofterworld.com/index.php?id=1…
“You could detect a real clown from their proper clown shoes.” vice.com/read/a-series-…
It just stopped working. clientsfromhell.net/post/101252604…
I saw a picture of an alpaca with funny hair. Basically it can only be all downhill from here.
October 29, 2014
I’d be pretty much okay with a nap now.
October 28, 2014
I learned nothing new on Twitter today. 😦
Expectation: 38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97idv1… Reality: 38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3aydnw…
This makes me so sad. mealsquares.com The apocalypse can’t come soon enough.
“The artist or their representatives have decided not to release this album on Spotify.” UGH.
“Send an email to inbox@google.com to request your invitation” “Subject: PENISPENISPENIS” “Your Google account has been suspended.”
There is no more beer at home. This is an outrage.
"How about we just start building for two weeks and then go from there? It works for software." I am sure construction people value my input
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“A meme, let loose into the real world, can do real damage, like a vampire or a killer tomato.”
2015: Your watch battery will probably last all day.
“Votre compatibilité musicale est TRÈS ÉLEVÉE” I don’t know why last.fm is suddenly French for me.