Dominik Schwind

“Boogaloo is like Martial Arts” youtu.be/pLVGrZGSFXg

Me: let’s hang out somewhere in the south and have cocktails under palm trees. Everybody else: let’s go north and wrestle polar bears!

“You brought an old Asian guy to my sex party?”

Wake up, sheeple!

I did tell the Austrian Cow Owners Association that they are sending their newsletter to the wrong person - after a year. I kinda miss it.

And with the @-replies to this account. And the Instagram pictures I get tagged on.

At some point I’ll just start a blog with all the email I get to my dominik@gmail.com account that was meant for other Dominiks.

“Since 12:57 pm on Nov 26th, when you were last in Slack, there have been 43 messages in one channel.”

I’m going to keep recycling my “Jurassic Parks and Recreation” joke until someone tells me that I am the wittiest person ever.

I am not too sure why the CGI in a 2014 movie has to look worse than the CGI in a 1993 movie. youtu.be/RFinNxS5KN4

Apparently sending an empty email with an attached gif is not a proper way of conducting business. giif.de/people-skills.…

“Von den Jungen interessieren sich immerhin noch sechs Prozent für den Bereich, von den befragten Mädchen niemand.” spiegel.de/schulspiegel/b…

I’d be lying if I said that I sleep particularly well lately.

Nick Offerman's one-man show […] "features music and anecdotes on oral sex techniques"

I just wrote almost 2000 words on how much offline shopping tends to disappoint me. This needs some editing for sure.

This looks amazing, but 23€+ amazing? No way. adrenalin-film.de Put it on Vimeo on Demand, I’ll pay a fiver.

A Victorian woman riding her ostrich. 33.media.tumblr.com/ba814913e75919…

“VP of Not Giving A Fuck”

This is all pretty disturbing.

“That was my thumbtack mug.”