I have tindered through all of Paris soon. Not a single match. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 13, 2014
5pm, French museums switch off all lights.
Too many bones.
Rescheduling the morning hike to Sacre Coeur due to rain. Let’s hope it’s dry tomorrow morning.
December 12, 2014
I’m the least grumpy old man at #swagsummit and that scares me.
Die Bros beim #swagsummit unterhalten sich übers Häkeln.
December 11, 2014
“Entry is five Euro.”
Startupfel. :( #LanzChristmas
“If you can get over the sheer terror of that thought, it’s actually quite liberating.” nickbradbury.com/2014/12/11/the…
“How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?” “You console it.” *ba-dumm-tsch!*
"The thin, curvy legs […] are the result of swagging, a complex process of tapering and bending."
December 10, 2014
“So far, so jazz hands.”
Good god, Lemon.
“Pinterest says normcore and 'lumbersexuals' will be hot in 2015” Ladies.
Unterdessen auf Tinder.
Christmas came early this year.
Good to know. i1.wp.com/www.worldofwan…
There is a whole subculture of people who turn dead animals into flying objects.
If you send me those balls and all your money, I’ll do it. elitedaily.com/humor/hipsters…