There might be a one person dance party going on in my apartment. vimeo.com/56824028
January 19, 2015
(Ever since I started following those weird twitter friends of @schneyra my timeline is absolutely disturbing.)
“They can’t all be devious fuckwits…” “Yes, they can!”
Don’t cross the streams.
Yeah!
“Yes, we know that this is not proper English. No, we will not change it. Complaints to this effect will be deleted with utmost prejudice.”
Holy fuck, it is snowing. As far as I am concerned there was enough winter for this year, bring on something else.
“There's nothing sadder than a sad teenage breakbeat drug clown” metafilter.com/146206/We-shou…
January 18, 2015
I am pretty sure the Sia performance at the last SNL was supposed to be a sketch, too.
Well.
I just started watching an 8 hour video of a train ride. Send help.
The struggle is real. 41.media.tumblr.com/1380804803f6a0…
I’m being helpful today.
January 17, 2015
I wondered why Twitter is so silent tonight. Then I remembered I muted every possible keyword of that stupid jungle show.
“Ah haha. That's marvelous.”
Life hack: if you take up a lot of space in the bathtub you won’t need so much water.
Time for a nap?
“Coffee? Booze? It’s 2am, you can go either way.”
Silly bird, you’re not salad. 33.media.tumblr.com/8cc60fa84bc54e…
