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@waferbaby let the internet know the hashtag and terrible things will follow.
May 18, 2014
Retweeted waferbaby:
The house a few down from us has its own hashtag with a TV showing matching selfies. This is why we can’t have nice things.
April 25, 2014
Retweeted waferbaby:
Office politics is a lot like chess - confusing as hell, and some of the people look like horses.
April 12, 2014
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@waferbaby who knows, maybe he came.
March 28, 2014
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@waferbaby it was a moment of weakness.
Retweeted waferbaby:
Here’s a thing about how @aeiowu and @ashervo made Threes, and the shitty clones that followed: asherv.com/threes/threema…
March 27, 2014
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@waferbaby I’ve built a towel fort around the washing machine and switched it on. Now watching in anticipation of a disaster.
March 26, 2014
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@waferbaby arm a roomba? (What could possibly go wrong.)
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@waferbaby that’s a valid reason. Train your dog?
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@waferbaby get a cat.
March 22, 2014
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@waferbaby a true Take That fan.
March 11, 2014
Retweeted waferbaby:
Speaking of drugs, I got a legit email from Microsoft dated November 2014 crediting me $0.66, because they shut down Microsoft Points.
March 07, 2014
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@waferbaby it might be a performance art piece.
February 25, 2014
Retweeted waferbaby:
Do not troll the feeds.
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@waferbaby acquire shopping carts, race them?
February 06, 2014
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@waferbaby I first saw “onions” and was just about to defend this versatile and tasty vegetable.
January 29, 2014
Retweeted waferbaby:
RIP Dos Pesos, the original Flickr dog.
January 08, 2014
Retweeted waferbaby:
How to fold a fitted sheet: 1. Set it on fire. 2. Walk away.
December 24, 2013
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@waferbaby you’re living the dream! ????
November 15, 2013
Retweeted waferbaby:
Random memory: Once, when I was an early teen, a bunch of dumb kids and I prank called escort services, asking if they performed nasal sex.