In Reply to sarahcpr:
@sarahcpr absolutely
November 08, 2019
October 30, 2019
In Reply to sarahcpr:
@sarahcpr don’t ask
October 23, 2019
Retweeted sarahcpr:
How stupid is it that the less money you have, the more ads you have to watch, even though you have no money to buy anything
October 03, 2019
Retweeted sarahcpr:
I just bought a cookie and the packaging says “Secretly Vegan!” in giant glitter letters. It’s like a metaphor for all vegans
October 01, 2019
Retweeted sarahcpr:
@verge @ewarren Google came along and their slogan was "don't be evil" and then Facebook came along and said, okay I know how we're going to differentiate ourselves
September 05, 2019
Retweeted sarahcpr:
Why didn’t anyone tell me Pilates was just CrossFit for sex freaks? Maybe because CrossFit is also CrossFit for sex freaks. Touché, my friends, touché
August 30, 2019
In Reply to sarahcpr:
@sarahcpr I have bad news for you: you’re a millennial.
August 10, 2019
In Reply to sarahcpr:
@sarahcpr Google Reader, Pownce, Aardvark
July 31, 2019
In Reply to sarahcpr:
@sarahcpr no
July 30, 2019
In Reply to sarahcpr:
@sarahcpr you’re probably too late for that
July 22, 2019
Retweeted sarahcpr:
I'm sick of these inspirational speakers telling me it's never too late. It's gotta be too late at some point right? I need a light at the end of the tunnel here, someone tell me when I can give up then maybe I'll buy your book
May 15, 2019
In Reply to sarahcpr:
@sarahcpr read the world news. It’s more than one entire country.
February 20, 2019
In Reply to sarahcpr:
@sarahcpr I have my doubts.
October 19, 2018
In Reply to sarahcpr:
@sarahcpr that’s not the porn “parody,” is it?
May 24, 2018
In Reply to sarahcpr:
@sarahcpr You quite enjoyed that Brightkite back then…
May 03, 2018
Retweeted sarahcpr:
Vegetarians are always looking for meat substitutes and I'm always looking for substitutes for people who don't eat meat
April 25, 2018
Retweeted sarahcpr:
Remember when Twitter would just randomly shut down and show you the fail whale? Miss those days. Miss them so much.
April 11, 2018
In Reply to sarahcpr:
@sarahcpr Did you submit the one where Ehrlich called the bomb squad on a woman which resulted in him being arrested?
March 05, 2018
In Reply to sarahcpr:
@sarahcpr that's the same person with two different wigs, right?
February 21, 2018
In Reply to sarahcpr:
@sarahcpr And here I was, thinking you just got bored of my mundane tweets.