Retweeted rstevens:
youâll never guess what this came with
January 26, 2021
January 04, 2015
In Reply to rstevens:
@rstevens that sweet innocent soul.
December 18, 2014
Retweeted rstevens:
Iâm on the internet
November 30, 2014
Retweeted rstevens:
âWe donât serve their kind here.â âBut heâs my emotional support droid!"
November 03, 2014
In Reply to rstevens:
@rstevens is that a casting call? Role of my life.
October 28, 2014
Retweeted rstevens:
checking twitter is compulsive. checking Facebook every few days is homework.
October 19, 2014
Retweeted rstevens:
Productivity tip: Never have any problems, ever
October 12, 2014
Retweeted rstevens:
mayonnaise is probably my favorite soup
October 08, 2014
Retweeted rstevens:
trick or retweet đ
September 19, 2014
In Reply to rstevens:
@rstevens that is so sad.
September 17, 2014
Retweeted rstevens:
Pants are how civilization gets you to admit defeat
August 11, 2014
Retweeted rstevens:
Thank you Coffee, for binding to my Weakness Humors and flushing them from my body like a swarm of nano-leeches
July 21, 2014
Retweeted rstevens:
Amazing to think all the babies who were named Windows 95 are now almost old enough to drink
July 01, 2014
In Reply to rstevens:
@rstevens eat them! That will show âem!
May 24, 2014
Retweeted rstevens:
Everything sounds like such a good idea until you have to do it
May 15, 2014
Retweeted rstevens:
Tonightâs comic is about needing a hug. Seeya tomorrow. dieselsweeties.com/archive/3557
May 14, 2014
In Reply to rstevens:
@rstevens âThanks, internet!â
May 13, 2014
Retweeted rstevens:
If your only tool is a Hammer, then every problem canât touch this
April 23, 2014
Retweeted rstevens:
gonna throw away all my fancy clothes and start dressing Gorncore
April 10, 2014
Retweeted rstevens:
I donât normally bore you with politics, but if Condoleezza Rice joins Dropbox, Iâll have to #DropDropbox (paid acct) drop-dropbox.com