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December 31, 2013
December 20, 2013
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What I’m saying is: I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW RICH PEOPLE LIVE! They are the most boring of all people. Stop peeping on them.
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Start a design blog about creative normal people houses and watch the world beat a path to your door. Normals care about design too!
December 12, 2013
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My new thing is to document every dink I see "working out" in shared public space. instagram.com/p/h1XZwOsNSD/
November 29, 2013
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Whenever someone offers me a landjäger I always take two and stash one in my back pocket for later. instagram.com/p/hSrJFFMNfF/
August 16, 2013
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Still can’t get my head around the fact that Meat Loaf has sold more records than Tom Petty.
May 21, 2013
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Whenever I hear about a rock star being devoutly Christian I’m like, damn, is no one teaching these young people about Satan?
May 07, 2013
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Do we HAVE to call it “polyamory”? Can’t we think of a cooler name? “Hi, I’m poly.” “Polly? Are you a doll with yarn hair?” *cringe*
February 25, 2013
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FIND YOUR DUCK!
January 16, 2013
Retweeted johnroderick:
I always knew Whole Foods was suspect. There's no justification for an "olive bar", except as a milking station for yuppie cows.
January 04, 2013
O M G, there will be a #supertrain movie! snowpiercer2013.interest.me wired.com/underwire/2013… /cc @johnroderick @hotdogsladies
December 25, 2012
There's a @johnroderick on pandodaily: pandodaily.com/2012/12/25/tra… - used as a stock photo.
December 11, 2012
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@johnroderick I’m… I’m. Uhm. This is helpful.
December 09, 2012
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@johnroderick those three birds on it look suspiciously like {*ÂĄ*}
December 07, 2012
Retweeted johnroderick:
I'm not saying Orlando is immune to stupid. #OrlandoWalkingTour
December 03, 2012
Retweeted johnroderick:
“You killed my wife and son and gave me feels. Now it’s your turn to have feels. ALL THE FEELS.” -dramatic movie dialog ten years from now
November 03, 2012
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Rye Bánh Mì. You think about THAT. “@b6n: @johnroderick Pretzel bánh mì. Think about it.”
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I’m just glad the French were the ones to teach the Vietnamese how to make bread instead of the Germans. #colonialism
November 02, 2012
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“Freeze! Police!” “That’s cool. Whatever” “Please sign our divorce papers” “That’s cool. Whatever” “Sex me!” “That’s cool. Whatever”
October 14, 2012
Retweeted johnroderick:
Listen, being famous isn't going to solve all your problems. Only money can do that.