Dominik Schwind

Retweeted johnroderick:

Whenever I get sick I remember the old adage: “Eventually something will kill you, so why not this?”

In Reply to dannyo152:

@dannyo152 maybe you were still 25% asleep at the time Mr @johnroderick posted the tweet?

In Reply to johnroderick:

@johnroderick you intentionally wrote that tweet while Germany is still mostly asleep, didn’t you?

In Reply to johnroderick:

@johnroderick you’re in so many ways a great role model, sir.

Retweeted johnroderick:

This is the greatest! “@FeministPics: I love these rescue dolls. treechangedolls.tumblr.com ”

Retweeted johnroderick:

The worst thing about liberals is their condescension, and if you educated yourself about it maybe you’d be able to see it.

In Reply to johnroderick:

(In many ways @johnroderick is a great role model for me.)

Retweeted johnroderick:

Planning to edit the three Hobbit movies into one watchable movie. Should I use Instagram or Vine?

Retweeted johnroderick:

All your deleted tweets, like tears in rain.

In Reply to notbencarter:

@notbencarter @RoderickOn @johnroderick I’ wearing my #lifehat in my Twitter avatar. Knitted by my sister, worn every cold day since.

Retweeted johnroderick:

I brought the booze and dames! Whaddya mean this isn't a Secret Sinatra party.

In Reply to johnroderick:

@johnroderick your hashtags make my eye twitch, Mr Roderick.

Retweeted johnroderick:

You know when you start the day by chasing aspirin with yesterday’s coffee that you’re on the right life path.

Retweeted johnroderick:

I described Bronies to a civilian today. Her first question was, “Is it a Jesus thing?” Learning new stuff about Jesus all the time.

Retweeted johnroderick:

My grooming secret, because I'm a Straight Arrow. #100% instagram.com/p/r6V4koMNQB/

In Reply to RossFloate:

@RossFloate @RoderickOn @johnroderick I’d put some money in.

Retweeted johnroderick:

Talking about depression is hard primarily because you have to endure the helpful responses from people that don’t understand.

Retweeted johnroderick:

I talked a little about depression and a bunch of people told me I was wrong, in case you want a sense of how “talking about it” goes over.

Retweeted johnroderick:

If you don’t like it maybe it’s meant for someone else.

Retweeted johnroderick:

I watched this whole thing and it kept getting better: “@shaunwalker7 Russian breaks iPad in response to US sanctions m.youtube.com/watch?v=NxoSRD…