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@Pinboard seahorses?
September 07, 2016
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@Pinboard it’s just a way to train the watch to detect horses.
June 13, 2016
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@Pinboard don’t make me cry.
June 12, 2016
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The mere fact that you can tell I’m blocking ads shows me that I need to
June 06, 2016
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@Pinboard are you scared of what they’ll find once they reach “c”? “Cuddles with penguins, secretly invests in ad tech.”
May 18, 2016
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Buckle up because my friend, you are going to be connecting with #BRANDS
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“When I walk into my house, I want to access the voice assistant just using my voice.” When I walk into my house, I want my pants OFF
April 15, 2016
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@Pinboard personal favorite: “Chinese Snake People were examined and contrasted with American Snake People at a 2015 conference in Shanghai”
March 31, 2016
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I’m kind of on the juicebro’s side. Squeeze on, you crazy diamond
December 20, 2015
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I don’t think I’m better than you because you treat a children’s movie as a profound, life-changing work of art. I KNOW I’m better than you
December 17, 2015
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For those debating whether to click, my best attempt is Michael Scott + AutoTune - Dignity + $$$$
October 21, 2015
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“We tried giving the money to a teenager, making TV shows, buying the rights to SNL. But it just keeps coming!” - distraught Marissa Mayer
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“Yahoo reports weak $1.23B revenue for Q3”. Despite efforts of entire executive team, Yahoo can’t stop making money. It’s amazing to me.
April 13, 2015
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Tech headlines full of joy today. “iRobot Is Working On A Robotic Mower That’s Angering Astronomers”. That’s what I was missing from mowing!
April 09, 2015
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Today in unfortunate headlines: “Maven Launches The First Telemedicine Platform Made For Women With $2.2 Million In Seed”
March 30, 2015
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The path to true Holacracy requires that we first establish the dictatorship of the Holatariat
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I’m pretty sure @Pinboard just sold me on Holacracy.
March 01, 2015
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RT @Delicious: 32 Ways To Increase Juche Spirit Among Cadres And Hasten Final Victory In The Revolutionary Battle Of Paektu!
January 22, 2015
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@Pinboard so… can you fax me one? Including all the taxes?
October 23, 2014
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@Pinboard isn’t Pinboard all dudes, too?