Dominik Schwind

Retweeted Giania:

Everybody was Facebook now. It was so fucking tiresome, but we couldn't remember how to be any other way. #NaNoWriMoOpeners

This is just… wtf. http://lfurls.com/cBP6P2 /via @giania

In Reply to Giania:

@Giania yeah, it's okay. Blow to my ego though that the tiny Japanese woman at the restaurant opened it with her thumb and I needed a hammer

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@Giania don't we all?

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@Giania well, I'm just building up a bit of anticipation… it's almost that time of the year again…

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@Giania so you don't enjoy watching people who you already don't like during office hours get drunk and try to bond?

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@Giania some goes into savings, some is given to it's shareholders. Some is used on daft over-sized christmas parties.

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@Giania I'd watch that.

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@Giania I know that the dirt on my car is fucking peristeronic…

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@Giania I'm a too nice person, that's what it is.

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@Giania because my potential "enemies" are all pathetic, sad little people who are burdened enough in life without having to hate me.

Retweeted Giania:

whee! fuck it! RT @paulandstorm: [S] By popular demand, it's the wheel of under-achievement rationalization! http://twitpic.com/2qdgx0

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@Giania http://lfurls.com/cnLj5Z

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@Giania sadly it's shopped.

Retweeted Giania:

Tourretteasaurus Rex

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@Giania the best jokes are always in the trailer.

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@Giania haha, both, likely. But usually my stories are a lot less exciting than their premise.

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@Giania yeah, strangely enough the planning was with my (soon to be ex-)father-in-law.

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@Giania true story, I once planned an Enterprise Resource Planning system for one.

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@Giania enjoy :)